【中英台词】Van样和魔男的更衣室大战

注:本台词英文部分由Van官方提供，中文台词由本人翻译+网络寻找+机翻（机翻本人也已优化）。如有错误请多多指正！

Mark Woff（以下简称M）:Hey buddy,I think you've got the wrong door,the leather club's two blocks down.

魔男：嘿，老兄，我认为你已经来错地方了，皮革俱乐部在两个街区下面。

Van Darkholme（以下简称V）:Fuck You!

Van样：去你的！

M:Oh,fuck you leather man.Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think you're so tough.

魔男：哦，去你的皮革男。如果你觉得你很牛逼的话，那也许你和我应该在这个摔跤场上解决这个问题。

V:Oh yeah?I'll kick your ass!

Van样：噢，是吗？我会好好收拾你！

M:Ha! Yeah right man.Let's go!Why don't you get out of that leather stuff?I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring.What do you say?

魔男：哈，没错伙计。我们来吧！你为什么不脱下那件皮革做的东西？我会脱掉它（指魔男自己的衣服），然后我们在摔跤场里解决吧，怎么样？

V:Yeah,no problem buddy!

Van样：好，没问题伙计！M:You got it!Get out of that uh jabroni outfit.

魔男：你明白了。赶快脱下你那滑稽的服装。

V:Yeah,smartass.

Van样：嗯，自作聪明的人。

M:I'll show you who's the boss of this gym.Come on!Let's go!

魔男：我会让你见识见识谁才是这个健身房的老大。来吧！我们开始吧！